Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Megan Roylance: The Coolest Person I Know

I never write on my blog anymore because my life has gotten way too exciting for you all to handle. But today is my dear friend Megan Roylance's birthday and I felt the need to one-up everyone else with my love for her. Mainly because she's my only legitimately cool friend and if I lose her I will no longer have any claim to being cool. (All of my other friends reading this... We all know it's true so there's no reason to get offended. Let's just stay nerdy friends forever)

So since she's turning 20, I imagine her memories are already starting to fade. Hopefully she'll have a few more years before her hair starts to gray but it's not looking positive. So I decided to post some pictures from the past to remind her of why she is so awesome.

1. Megan is great at cheering. I didn't even know that was a talent until I saw her cheer. She's the kind of cheerer who has so much energy after a win that she'll grip your arm and give you bruises from her happiness. Or maybe that's just because of her huge biceps... We can't be sure but either way she definitely wins every cheering contest.
 Or maybe not... Well to be fair she is still making a cool face.


 2. She's kind of a thug. You don't realize it because she's super nice all the time, but she is most definitely a thug part-time. There's no other way to explain her sweet facials.

3. She is a super hot. End of story



The only thing I have over her is that I will always be taller. Sorry about that.

So happy birthday Megan!! You are the coolest person ever! And now that you've read this fantastic blog post, I will be expecting a call telling me that you are coming up to visit me so I can see your beautiful face in person. And also so I can prove to people that I do have friends... But mainly so I can see you!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Courtney: The Best Roommate Ever

For Courtney's birthday, I decided I need to share with everyone the top five reasons Courtney is the best roommate ever.

  1. Even when she's engaged, she will call him later so that she can watch your favorite TV shows with you. 
  2. She has the greatest recipes ever! They all take only 2-3 ingredients and most of them involve crescent rolls so you know they're good. 
  3. Sometimes on beautiful sunny days, Courtney will choose to break out in song. It automatically makes that day fantastic. 
  4. On the very rare occasions that her room gets a little messy, she keeps it all completely and entirely on her side of the room. It's very thoughtful of her. 
  5. And lastly, she's just pretty much the coolest person I know. Even just living in the same room as her will make you at least 5% cooler. I'm proof of that fact.
So Curtis better get excited because he is getting the greatest roommate ever. As long as he remembers not to talk during movies, that crescent rolls and croissant rolls are not the same thing, not to lead you wrong when he navigates, and that saying "good morning" is not always a great idea. Haha Happy Birthday Courtney!